What up everyone, It’s Michael the Intern here to update you on the goings on at Humor Hotlines Headquarters. As you all know, April Fool’s Day has once again come and gone, leaving all sorts of havoc in its wake. While you were busy spending the day getting Rick Rolled by your landlord, we were running around like madmen, and in the process reached a very special milestone…
On April 1st, 2009, we at HumorHotlines.com managed to achieve….one-handed drumroll please…..
OUR HIGHEST SINGLE-DAY CALL VOLUME IN HISTORY!!!!!
That’s right, you heard it here first. We experienced absolutely insane traffic all day, averaging 1,000+ calls per minute throughout the afternoon and evening! And to think, none of this would have been possible if it weren’t for you and your friends… and your friends’ friends… and their friends’ friends…. and their friends’ friends’ coworkers’ in-laws. You get the point, and we’re happy for it. So, let us take this opportunity to offer all of our fans, and more importantly those duped into calling our hotlines, a sincere thanks. Without all of you, none of this would have been possible, and if none of this were possible, I wouldn’t have a job, and if I didn’t have a job, who would pay the rent on my parents’ basement apartment? Think about that, internet.
As always, our work here is far from done. We are currently collecting some of our favorite hotline-related AFD pranks, so don’t forget to check back with us here and at www.HumorHotlines.com/prank, where we will be posting some of our favorite fan pranks over the next few days. In the meantime, why don’t you treat yourselves to the sweet-magic that is Rick Astley: 772-257-4501.
Enjoy, and don’t say we never did nothing for ya!
Michael the Intern