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Feedback on CALL FOR LUCK...
By Emails From Fans
11/20/2007 12:44:00 PM  


Before a job interview, a big game, an important exam, you are guaranteed good luck if you CALL FOR LUCK:
571-527-2046

BEST DAY EVER :
Holy crap! Call For Luck really works! I called at 9:08am and that day I got a 98 on a test, scored the winning goal in my field hockey game, and got asked out by a senior guy i have a huge crush on! BEST DAY EVER!!! Thank you Call For Luck! - I will call everyday!
~ Leanne

CALL FOR LUCK WORKS:
Me and my friends are diehard Colorado Rockies fans. We used "Call For Luck" when there was almost no chance they'd make the playoffs. So what happened? They've won almost EVERY game they've played in the last month!!!
Absolutely incredible! Now we get together and call every day (and we hope nobody from Arizona or Cleveland or Boston calls it.)
~ Rockies Rock

OK, I'LL CALL YOUR STUPID NUMBER:
I thought this was stupid when I read it, so I didn't call. That day I got a speeding ticket and my dog sh*t on the floor in my bedroom. So I gave in and I called your stupid Call For Luck number. The next day I won a million dollars! No, no I didn't. I didn't win anything. But at least my dog sh*t outside that day.
~ Nunya Bidness


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Feedback on SERVICE INDUSTRY Rejection Hotline
By Emails From Fans
11/2/2007 12:40:00 PM  

"Service Industry"
Rejection Hotline:
301-576-1105

I'm a waitress at a Denny's in Orlando and when i work nights I get hit on by drunk guys ALL THE TIME. One of the other waitresses showed me your Waitresses/Bartenders Rejection Hotline number and oh my god it's amazing! A big tip AND they know what's up! Thank you from waitresses everywhere!
~ Shelley

I work at Hooters - no jokes please! I'm pretty hot if i do say so myself so i get hit on a lot. I thought the original Rejection Hotline was a little too mean in case i saw the customer again, but the new "Service Industry" one is perfect! Thanks a million!
~ A Hooters Hottie who loves you!


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